Q: What did one Zen practitioner give to another for his/her birthday?
A: Nothing.
Q: What did the birthday boy/girl respond in return?
A: You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.
To which the giver replied, "Thank you."
Moralo je na engleskom, zbog "thoughtless" dela - nisam znao kako to da prevedem, a da sačuvam smisao.